So if you didn't get the title here it is: Camera + drawing= OMFG Wut happened to it!?!

...haha. So have you ever drawn (good or not) something and then was all 'shit I have no scanner, I know no one with a scanner, damn I'm screwed' ? Yep. That's me. No scanner, but I do have a digital camera.

My problem with digital cameras is they tend to butcher, kill, and do incredibly weird things to drawings on paper. I mean seriously, it looked not so bad on the paper and it was ok on the camera view-thingy, but then you put it on the computer and it's like the computer goes 'OMFG! I'm going to vomit out your picture now because it's crappy art and I want to torture ju!'

And somehow you still end going 'eh...I can fix it with a nifty art program! *strike a pose*'. Freaking Shuriken throwing Demons! Have you not yet learned the computer hates your guts and wants you to commit suicide? No. Obviously you have some sort of computer-related amnesia that ensures you will keep thinking it doesn't plot for your imminent demise and that it was in truth made to work for you (and not to secretly enslave and/or kill you for the imminent takeover of the world-Which is srlsy going to happen in like the next two billion years).

So you open up your (crappy) program and get to work editing. You waste a lot of valuable time just to make it go from disturbingly vomited crap to not-quite-but-still-disturbingly vomited crap. During, and/or after, this you are cursing and swearing to the gods of technology that you are so going to come up there and kick some motherboard arss if they don't give you a break and freaking fix their damn mistakes right this instant (which gets you no reply, because they have you on ignore and you just refuse to believe their that damn mean).

Eventually you throw up your hands in disgust (possibly screaming in your room, and scaring the bejees out of everyone in your house for the millionth time in the past hour [They really need to get earplugs]) and are now furiously trying to decide if it goes:
A) TRASH! <-Piece of Crap that it is, it deserves this place.
B) Lost somewhere on your computer <-Until one day you find it and go 'wtf? When did I do that crap?.
C) Online <-Because you spent hours on that crap and figure some poor sucker out to have their eyes bleed too.

So it's most likely option C, because your tired of being the only bloody-eyed person. And so it goes online, to publicly display how much your computer, camera, editing program, mom, boyfriend, paper, the universe, you kindergarten teacher, the guy who delivers the mail, and you yourself hate you. Because let's face it, it's all THEIR faults!

....I'm honestly not sure where I was going with that. I do not that as I was typing this I got a good chuckle out of it. May you have the same. And may the magical technology fairy one day grace me with a laptop, a scanner, and a decent editing program.

One can only hope,
Kira. ^.-